Usually the statue will have at least one branded bottle of vodka in one person’s hand
If the bisexual chooses her as her mate, she will braid ribbons into the lesbian’s hair, no matter how short. This feat can only be accomplished by bisexual women. This is also why bisexual women always carry ribbon with them at all times.
Upon reciprocation of feelings, the craving will fade so that it can be quenched with cranapple.