March 2012
5 posts
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Some asexuals orgasm when poked.
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Mar 2nd
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FACT: All trans men know the lyrics to "I'll Make...
Mar 1st
311 notes
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FACT: When a queer individual dies, instead of...
Mar 1st
123 notes
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FACT: Similar to cats, lesbians can fit through...
However, if moving through that space would damage their flannel or involve nail polish in any form, you’d have better luck shoving an elephant through a mouse hole.
Mar 1st
134 notes
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FACT: Body glitter IS the queer agenda.
Mar 1st
242 notes
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FACT: Bisexuals never wear underwear in case of...
Mar 1st
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February 2012
146 posts
4 tags
FACT: While other members of the LGBT*Q community...
Feb 29th
215 notes
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FACT: All asexual individuals knit.
Feb 29th
229 notes
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FACT: Straight cisgender people believe everything...
Feb 29th
255 notes
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FACT: A gay man's mating ritual involves following...
Feb 29th
118 notes
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FACT: All homosexuals develop butterfly wings...
Feb 29th
254 notes
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FACT:When a bisexual is in heat, they emit gamma...
Feb 28th
346 notes
24 tags
FACT: The mating and affection rituals of queer...
Feb 28th
70 notes
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FACT: People who claim to be ex-gay really just...
Feb 28th
310 notes
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Fact: Pansexual actually stands for Peter...
Feb 28th
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FACT: It is physically impossible for asexuals to...
If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky.
Feb 28th
439 notes
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FACT: 19% of trans* people spin cocoons and pupate...
PROTIP: Use your leftover transilk to knit yourself a transcarf!
Feb 27th
187 notes
12 tags
FACT: When pansexuals identify each other by their...
They dissolve the barriers of their being to commune as hot condensates.
Feb 27th
141 notes
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FACT: Queer blood can be made into an herbal tea.
prettyhandsomemangina.tumblr.com/ The best natural cure for heterosexuality, and also tummy aches.
Feb 27th
127 notes
4 tags
Fact: If gay marriage becomes legal everywhere,...
Feb 27th
392 notes
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Due to some messages we got about bi-erasure, we have deleted the post ‘FACT: Bisexuals only exist in porn. If they attempt to step outside of a porn set they will be vaporized, much like a vampire in the sun’ We invite people to make fun of common stereotypes, including those about pansexual and bisexual people being sex fiends, or simply not existing. But many of the facts we get...
Feb 27th
59 notes
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FACT: When a gay starts coming out to people they...
Feb 27th
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FACT: Bisexuals are born knowing how to play the...
Contrariwise, it is impossible for bisexuals to play the duduk at any point in their lives.
Feb 26th
131 notes
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FACT: Bigender individuals can split themselves...
Feb 26th
146 notes
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FACT: Queers do not actually eat or drink. Instead...
Feb 26th
210 notes
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FACT: When a trans man and a trans woman look at...
Feb 26th
93 notes
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FACT: Queers are mega super heroes. They are...
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Feb 26th
114 notes
10 tags
FACT: When a person puts glitter on any part of...
Feb 25th
415 notes
9 tags
FACT: Once a GSM comes of age, they are presented...
Feb 25th
66 notes
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FACT: Lesbians were all cats in their past lives.
Feb 25th
358 notes
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FACT: Multiracial gay men have superpowers, like...
Feb 25th
187 notes
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FACT: Asexuals are actually Time Lords. Because...
Feb 24th
607 notes
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FACT: Masculine lesbians do not age. They will...
Feb 24th
142 notes
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FACT: All people on the asexual spectrum are...
Feb 24th
180 notes
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Fact: Pansexuals also Love Skillet.
Feb 24th
61 notes
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FACT: Pansexuals working in the restaurant...
Feb 24th
58 notes
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QUESTIONS ABOUT QUEERS - featuring answers about...
Hi there! We get lots and lots of messages that aren’t facts, but we try to keep this blog JOKES ONLY. We aren’t really interested in becoming an advice or political blog, because it would detract from our message. And if we answered all the questions and responded to every message we got we’d be busy all the time AND/OR flooding your dash.  However, I’ve been wanting to...
Feb 24th
70 notes
5 tags
FACT: The Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were...
Feb 23rd
586 notes
5 tags
FACT: Homosexual men have blood that sparkles pink...
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Feb 23rd
151 notes
3 tags
FACT: All queers sparkle enough - with or without...
Feb 23rd
117 notes
5 tags
FACT: A gay male may be revived from the dead...
Feb 23rd
298 notes
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FACT: Pansexual's find people's natural body odor...
Feb 23rd
169 notes
16 tags
FACT: All individuals without a penis who like...
Feb 22nd
179 notes
6 tags
FACT: All multisexuals are shapeshifters. The...
Feb 22nd
54 notes
8 tags
FACT: All LGBTQ are secretly cats in disguise....
Feb 22nd
367 notes
24 tags
FACT: Animals prefer Queer folks over non-queer...
http://prettyhandsomemangina.tumblr.com/
Feb 22nd
92 notes
8 tags
FACT: Whereas animals like cats and dogs can smell...
Feb 22nd
310 notes
5 tags
FACT: When a gay man has anal sex rainbows come...
Upon becoming a registered gay man you are assigned a unicorn. 
Feb 21st
805 notes
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FACT: Trans* people can inhale strawberrys.
Feb 21st
101 notes
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FACT: Pansexuals love System Of A Down.
Feb 21st
102 notes